THIS BROWNIE SUNDAE IS TOTALLY LAME. CAN YOU SAY LOSE THE FANCY AND GIMMIE
MORE BROWNIE? DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME.

“Let God Release you in a payment plan by calling me!”

This has to be the most effective way of advertising ever done!

Who wouldn’t want to be this guy?

Whenever you want to order an artichoke, do you look at the price and get mad? I do. Shit is costly! Then I bought them in the store, and made them. It takes so long. There’s the prep, cleaning, cutting the pointy crap off, steaming, marinating grilling–and I think I just left out a bunch of stuff. Anyway, here you have the grilled ‘choke from Cheesecake Factory. It’s pretty darn tasty. It’s no Houston’s ‘choke, but it’s up there.

This guy has a great life….

This is an amazing headline……

Mom Decapitates Son, Eats Brain

SAN ANTONIO (AP) — The scene was so gruesome investigators could barely speak: A 3 1/2-week-old boy lay dismembered in the bedroom of a single-story house, three of his tiny toes chewed off, his face torn away, his head severed and his brains ripped out.

“At this particular scene you could have heard a pin drop,” San Antonio Police Chief William McManus said Monday. “No one was speaking. It was about as somber as it could have been.” ……….

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