A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles–something she loved to do. As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, “Why do you love doing that?” Because, she replied, “I miss mine.”
Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it???
I’m SO sick of seeing these Houston’s posts… I’ve never been there and Roger always gotsta rub it in muh face. BullSHIT. I want to enjoy one of the most amazing fucken veggie burgers too. I don’t need someone shoving photos of it in muh face every chance they get. Maybe a side O’ ribs with that veggie burger. I like ta mix it up, ya dig. If you’re getting sick of Houston’s posts too then may Baby Mary Bless you mo’ fuckas.
XOXO,
Deanna
It’s like someone has been following me around with a camera my whole life and I didn’t even know it! Thanks for all those lost memories. Asshole.
From CNN
NEW DELHI, India (CNN) – A newborn baby boy with a heart protruding from his chest is set to undergo a complex surgery in New Delhi, India doctors said Monday.
The child has been admitted to the All India Institute of Medical Sciences (AIIMS) where his heart has been covered with a synthetic membrane and infected blood fully replaced from his body, said A.K. Bisoi, professor of cardiothoracic surgery.
He told CNN that the four-day-old baby was taken in with a severe infection and dehydration as his parents brought him in a train from a remote region along India’s border with Nepal.
The child also has a hole in his heart and is thought to have an extremely rare condition called ectopia cordis where the chest fails to close over all or part of the heart.
“There are only five to eight cases of this kind in one million live births,” Bisoi told CNN.
Doctors were surprised that the baby had been able to survive despite so many complexities, he said.
Surgeons may now plan to carry out an operation using a total circulatory arrest procedure that will also involve creating a home for the heart in the chest, said Bisoi.
The baby, who suffers from immuno-deficiency, will be put in a state where his blood will be cooled down to 18 degrees, (64 Fahrenheit), for a half-an-hour stage of the operation, he explained.
“We are working with hope,” Bisoi said when asked about chances of success.
In 2006, doctors in Florida, U.S. carried out a similar operation on Naseem Hasni who was born with his heart outside his chest.
The operation was carried out immediately after Naseem was born by caesarean section at a Florida hospital.
Doctors wrapped his heart in Gore-Tex, a waterproof, breathable fabric used in outdoor clothing and medical applications. His heart was then wrapped in a layer of his own skin, to substitute for his missing pericardium, the sac that encloses the heart.
The heart was then slowly eased inside his chest.
Cheesecake at the Americana in Glendale has a new small plates and starters menu. I got this: asparagus and arugala and cheesey junks! dont worry, I had more… Like the strawberry shit pictured here.
Wench is such an underused word. Everyone reading this, please do me a favor and use the word WENCH a lot from now on. Let’s see if we can get it to spread like BITS.
Disclaimer:
I love 420. I love 420 jokes. 420 rules. But I would like it to be known that I have never smoked anything ever in my life. Not even a drag. Although in 10th grade I slanged a few dime bags.
Thanks - Roger
