These two pictures just seem to compliment each other so well I shed a tear. Ok, I actually broke down balling, sobbing my brains out. Anyone have a spork?

GOD bless AMERICA

ALF : I really enjoy you on that show where they have all those mistakes and foul-ups!
Ed McMahon : Oh, you mean “Bloopers and Practical Jokes”?
ALF : No, “Star Search”!!! HA, HA, HA!!!

He does look like he’s really enjoying himself though. Come to think of it everyone should try this at least once. (Fucking a tail pipe, not cross dressing… I mean who hasn’t cross dressed before).

This dude Leon ate the shit outta some Caesar salad and then tried to steal Pat & Oscar’s delivery bike. Fucking awesome.

Pat & Oscars

(ALF has a sock on his hand and he is talking to it because he thinks he has no friends)
ALF: Well, what do you want to do Mr. Ginzberg? Play charades? Watch a movie? Go to a sock hop!? HA! HA! HA!