This is so good it doesn’t need words.

Anyone ever see that movie Junior with the Governator? Well I gave birth to this.

Someone should be what I birthed for Halloween.

Halloween last year at ZIG’s house. Fuck you ZIG.
Photo by JRF

Got one of these specially made for Nicky, she already knew how to fly but needed a new rocket cus she gained a lot of weight… ate to many corn cobs.

See what you do is get baby sisters RoseArt markers from the K-Mart do some scribble scrabble and BAM you are unidentifiable to all on this Earth. Fucken GENIUS.

Iowa has some gems I’m telling you. The Story.