“My dog and I are fucking PISSED! We wait all year to play fantasy football and this year we are totally blowing it. I got all my boys rounded up and had my draft party at Hooters! You know how we roll lol! What what? But my dog and I were mad fucked up  on the 40oz Mickey’s we were brown bagging and drafted all players that were injured or retired or retarded or some shit. Like how the hell did Tiki Barber get on my team? That dude plays for the news now! Oh snap! So here we are at week 7 of the season and are goose is cooked. My dog  is so pissed he took a nap during the Monday night game.”

-T-Bag Jones