I snorted some Oxy last night because I was bored as fuck and my PS3 is broken.  I topped it off with a blunt soaked in NyQuil.  I woke up two days later but I felt like a new man.  Like a had a purpose in life.  I think it had something to do with this dream I had while I was in a drug induced coma.  I was floating on some clouds and then I was in a swimming pool  that had trays of burritos floating around on trays so you could swim and eat burritos at the same time.  And they were good burritos like steak and potato and some trays had breakfast burritos.  And there was an angle floating above the pool and she told me all the winners for like the next 20 Super Bowls so I could bet on them and win mad loot.  And she fixed my PS3 and gave me a handy on the pool ladder.  It was fucking beautiful.

So I when I came around I wanted to check out some internet porn and I found this picture.  And holy fuck it’s a picture of the girl from my dream.  Whoa.  I’m gonna find out who she really is and move in with her right after I finish looking at this porn and go to Taco Bell.

- T-Bag Jones