Art is amazing, some asshole actually gets paid for this. If he needs any ideas for sexually explicit things give me a call. 323-669-8819

Rich colman loves chick filet – check out his new website: www.richardcolmanart.com

I see Danzig taught him well.

Ever since I was little I have wanted a bazooka. I don’t know if you have ever tried to buy one, but they are not the easiest things to find. I’m still looking for one, so if you have any leads please let me know. Top dollar paid, and they must work.

Like in the Big Guy’s pants. Yes ladies we’ve got a winner! This is actually all photos the Big Guy’s food, it’s made specially for him cus of him being so large.

Little known Roger fact: I have younger boys tattooed on myself than Michael does. Ponder that.

420 bitches!

You know if I was a criminal I would try and get all fantasy on peoples’ asses. I would start driving a pegasus to do drive-bys and knock off 7-Elevens and other fine corner stores. Ain’t gonna catch my ass on a pegasus. My pegasus would be mad cool also. Sharp-ass horn on his head to shove up your ass if you get out of line. Know what I’m saying? Maybe I’d stripe my pegasus like a zebra, that would really fuck people up. What are they gonna say, a flying zebra was the getaway car? Shit! They’d just look like fools. Ain’t nobody ever heard of a flying zebra. Word.