Get This For Her Next Valentine’s Day
She’ll jump right in the sac with you asap once she lays her pretty little eyes on this cute mother fucker.
Sword Fight!
Drunk mom allegedly runs through school with sword
February 25, 2010
MEMPHIS, Tenn.—Police said the mother of an elementary school student drank a 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor before brandishing a sword in her child’s school. The woman, 32, apparently intended to confront the parents of another child who had been in a spitting match with her child the previous day.
According to court records, an employee at Riverview Elementary School in Memphis reported a drunk woman armed with a sword was running through the halls of the school and had threatened to cut her.
Officers who arrived on the scene retrieved a black cane that concealed the blade.
The woman charged with aggravated assault and having a weapon on school property.
White Castle Valentine’s Dinner
Best place to bring a date for Valentines you ask??? WHITE CASTLE. That’s how
you know your with a down ass bitch. For valentines day I was lucky enough to
be escorted to Castle by three of my close dude friends. To start the
evening off I was given a single rose and a roll of toilet paper. I thought
the toilet paper was extremely well thought out and caring.
When we arrived we had to wait for our table, but down worry they took care
of us. Four vaults with our classy touch, Jim Beam. Sat down ordered from
the lovely menu and slayed some burgers.
-Allie
