Going to the Hmalet is never a good idea, a great idea or a so so idea. But it’s the Hamlet and since there was a Hamlet in old Georgetown Square in Bethesda Maryland you just have to go to the Hamlet sometime, even though you know its not gona be a good idea.
The Hamlet has classed up their menu in the past few years but all you Hamlet fans will be really happy to know they still have the zircles. for all of you that are too stupid to know what a zircle is, its a fried zucchini in a oval shape. There were a freakin lot of us there. Everyone pretty much agreed that the Hamlet sucks but the Hamlet is awesome. But their artichoke really does suck don’t get it.
Got to hear the story for the 3rd time about Cancer boy shitting his pants in his house, a new story about Rich about the coast guard saving his life…
Touch My Zircle.















The Hamlet
What Cancer Boy has right here is a Pound Veggie Burger and a fried egg on top. I was fucken impressed when he shared this little story.
Can you handle this mu’fucka?!

Chicken disguised as mushrooms or is it mushrooms disguised as chicken? It’s delicious I have no idea.
But they made us move tables so they could seat a bigger party where we were sitting then they never sat that party i was very upset and they were on the verge of being banned, don’t move my shit.










There be a mother fuckin Glory Hole at Cancer Boy’s house. Now I’m all for the Glory Holes but clean up after yourself, damn.

Cancer Boy took in some nightlife. There’s this place in Charlotte called the Thirsty Beaver. You can go get real fucked up there and start fights. Pabst in a can is only like 2 bucks. And there’s no smoking inside. Fuck smoking inside. It gives you cancer. Cancer boy drank coke, not Pabst.. doctors orders.

In cancer boys neighborhood there is this amazing bakery. They also sell Racor® brand little apples, yellow cherries and this other thing that looks kind of like the mini corn Tom Hanks ate in the movie Big. He doesn’t know much about this Racor® brand produce, but the donuts are perfect.


You can’t buy this chocolate milk or nog at the bakery though.. its too high class.
Since cancer boy had the transplant, he has had to steer away from most meats. Mostly the good ones. Its just too hard on the old shitter…
This was cancer boy’s freezer in Atlanta right before he moved to LA. most of this got thrown away and given to some neighborhood dogs. That is more or less one deer.
These are the amazing kinds of burgers you can make at home with deer meet.
The taco man. cancer boy destroyed this taco truck back in 06.
Left this one alone…
This steak was incredible. just a touch of salt and a little bit of butter. DONE AND DONE.
Cancer Boy and family went to Disneyland. He got a doctor’s note so he could get to the front of every line. There was a lot of creepy stuff and fat folks.




Cancer Boy visited old friends in Charlotte. They had some good ass fried pickles, he saw a pitbull, some brass knuckles and a vintage panhead.




“In SC there are these out of the way places like Meggett and Adam’s run. They are deserted pretty much. You can go and there isn’t anyone to fuck with you. There is a gate to this place, so there weren’t any riff raff. You can eat oysters and crabs out of that water there. And sometimes you can get shrimp and maybe fish.”
-Cancer Boy



Oysters look like salty vaginas.