Chevy’s

Chain Restaurants, Food, Sweets — roger @ 9:16 am

Chevy’s is awesome. But I think they put MSG in the food and i think that fucked me up, it made me really mad but I think i will still eat the shit outta Chevy’s. Ooey Gooey Brownie Sunday is Ooey Gooey Delicious. Don’t forget if you need a doctor you can call Dr. Cheese I just got some new cheese sticks in stock. It will clear you right out.

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Claim Jumpers Was Man Handled

Chain Restaurants, Food, People, Sweets, Vegetables — roger @ 6:30 am

Wise’s Birthday, I think he turned like 60 or something, doesn’t look to bad for 60. He ordered an entire chicken on the menu you can get a half a chicken and he was like “can you put two together for me and make it a whole chicken?”. They thought he was really weird for asking that, they said the chickens were always halved and they didn’t have a whole one. He told them to sew it together or get some duct tape or some shit. The waiter said he would see what he could do, and left with a bewildered look on his face. They brought Wise a baked potato not an entire chicken, but it was a big baked potato.

God Bless America

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The Hamlet

Cancer Boy, Chain Restaurants, Food, Sweets — roger @ 2:00 pm

Going to the Hmalet is never a good idea, a great idea or a so so idea. But it’s the Hamlet and since there was a Hamlet in old Georgetown Square in Bethesda Maryland you just have to go to the Hamlet sometime, even though you know its not gona be a good idea.
The Hamlet has classed up their menu in the past few years but all you Hamlet fans will be really happy to know they still have the zircles. for all of you that are too stupid to know what a zircle is, its a fried zucchini in a oval shape.  There were a freakin lot of us there. Everyone pretty much agreed that the Hamlet sucks but the Hamlet is awesome. But their artichoke really does suck don’t get it.
Got to hear the story for the 3rd time about Cancer boy shitting his pants in his house, a new story about Rich about the coast guard saving his life…

Touch My Zircle.

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Maggiano’s + American Idol

Chain Restaurants, Food — roger @ 6:00 pm

I had some foreign people in town that wanted Italian food cus they had kids with them and Italian food is usally kid friendly.

The foreigners also very much like shopping malls in America. because they are foreigners and they do not have shopping malls in third world countries.

I thought I would introduce the foreigners to one of my favorite chain Italian restaurants.

So we went to Maggiano’s. it was busy as shit in there because of the filming of American idol down the street just let out. so there were a million of losers wearing American idol t-shirts. I hate American Idol as much as i hate Millions of Milkshakes.

the foreigners were very excited about the American idol thing because they love all things American because America is awesome.

it ended up that some chick from somewhere in America from t he final 10 was sitting next to us. i have the photo but i don’t wanna post it cus I hate American idol. and i don’t wanna give that bit any fame because she was a minor and i think her name was Katie her mom was with her. her mom was like trashy new jersey hot, I slipped her my number maybe she’ll call me. Moral of the story i destroyed Maggiano’s.

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In N Out

Chain Restaurants, Food — roger @ 6:00 pm

I’ll stab you.

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Rolls n Rolls

Chain Restaurants, Food — roger @ 6:30 am

Avocado Egg Rolls.

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Recipe:

Ingredients

dipping sauce

  • 3-4 teaspoons white vinegar
  • 1 teaspoon balsamic vinegar
  • 1/2 teaspoon tamarind pulp
  • 1/2 cup honey
  • 1 pinch powdered saffron
  • 1/2 cup chopped cashews
  • 2/3 cup fresh cilantro
  • 2 garlic cloves
  • 2 green onions
  • 1 tablespoon granulated sugar
  • 1 teaspoon ground black pepper
  • 1 teaspoon ground cumin
  • 1/4 cup olive oil

egg rolls

  • 1 large avocado, peeled, pitted, & diced
  • 2 tablespoons sun-dried tomatoes packed in oil, chopped
  • 1 tablespoon minced red onion
  • 1/2 teaspoon fresh cilantro, chopped
  • 1 pinch salt
  • 3 egg roll wraps
  • 1 egg, beaten

Directions

  1. Stir together vinegars, tamarind, honey, and saffron in a microwave safe bowl, and microwave for 1 minute.
  2. Stir until tamarind is dissolved.
  3. In a blender, Puree tamarind mixture, cashews, 2/3 cup cilantro, garlic, onions, sugar, pepper, and cumin.
  4. Pour mixture into a bowl and stir in oil.
  5. Refrigerate until ready to use.
  6. Gently stir together avocado, tomatoes, onion, 1/2 teaspoon cilantro, and salt.
  7. Distribute filling evenly onto center of each egg roll wrapper.
  8. Position a wrapper so that a corner is pointing toward you; fold the bottom corner up, 1/4 of the way over the filling.
  9. Brush remaining corners and edges of the wrapper with egg, roll up from side to side, fold top corner over all and press to seal.
  10. Repeat with remaining wrappers.
  11. Continue by deep-frying the egg rolls in 375 degree oil for 3-4 minutes, until golden brown.
  12. Drain on brown paper bags.
  13. Slice egg rolls diagonally across middle and serve with prepared dipping sauce!
  14. ENJOY!



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Chain Restaurants, Food, News — roger @ 6:00 pm

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Houston’s Movie

Chain Restaurants, Food, Houston's — roger @ 9:30 am

End it with a close up of my favorite, some fuckin artichokes bitches




Astro Astrooo

Chain Restaurants, Food — roger @ 2:30 pm

Shane says “Fuck that place. I had better burgers at my elementary school cafeteria.”

As for me I love The Astroburger. Astroburger has many vegetarian options for the vegetarian. Especially since Astroburger is a fast food establishment you would not expect there to be many vegetarian options.

So being a male vegetarian (that means i have penis) living in Los Angeles, Los Angeles is located in California, California is located in America, America is located on Earth, Go Eat There.

if you need to know where Earth is you have a problem.

ASTROOOBUUUURGER

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Lucky Number 13

Chain Restaurants, Food — roger @ 6:00 pm

Shane be finding cool shit at Fatburger

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