Fuck the deep dish, like literally pull your shit out and fuck the deep dish. It knows how to fuck. Don’t worry about being tired the carrot cake will get you going again. Praise the Lord.

I had the garlic feaswt at Fatties. It might just look like regualr bruschetta but it aint. I was planning on running into a bunch of vampires that night so the garlic feast took care of it. Couldn’t get that taste outta my mouth for like 6 weeks, a matter of fact its still there. Garlic Feast Rules.

This is the best service i’ve ever had a Fatties for one major reason the whore, wench, mean, rude, unthoughtful, etc, ugly, hoe bag that owns and usually seats you wasn’t there. Maybe she was at home recuperating from getting punched in the face because she’s such a fucken whore.

For thin crust LA delivery, this be about as good as it gets. They already make one of my favorite combinations of pizzas, eggplant parmesan and mushroom, add a few black olives and you’re golden. Poop.

One day I was driving Roger around, we were on the freeway and all the sudden traffic was stopping very quickly. We didn’t think anything of it until we saw cars going around something that looked like a barrel.. THEN! We got a little closer and realized it was a Barrel of Pickles in the middle of the freeway. Pickles are one of Roger’s favorite foods. This is an incredible sighting. Driving around 60 miles a day, 5 days a week and this is the coolest thing I’ve seen on the freeway so far, besides that one time there were massive amounts of toilet paper for a two mile stretch on the freeway and money flying around another time… a barrel of pickles blows those two out of the water!

-Deanna

Pure genius, it probably tastes like heaven.

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