Tots
Some time between 1750-1760 Tater became a known slang term for Potato.








Bacon Candy
Ingredients: 1 lb of Bacon, 1/4 cup of Brown Sugar
Steps:
1. Pre-heat the oven to 350 degrees.
2. Slice the bacon into 1/2 inch strips.
3. Dredge the bacon pieces in brown sugar until they are thoroughly coated.
4. Crumple aluminum foil so that it allows grease drainage.
5. Place it on a baking sheet.
6. Lay out the bacon on this making sure not to overlap the pieces.
7. Bake until the bacon is crispy.
8. Allow the bacon to cool and harden before serving.
Bacon Balls
Ingredients:
BACON!!!!
Steps:
1. Pre-heat the oven to 350 degrees
2. roll your bacon slices up in 2 inch diameter balls
3. set the bacon balls on baking sheet
4. Place baking sheet in oven, bake for about 10 minutes or to likeness.
5. EAT IT! Burn your tongue!
Redbones is a BBQ spot in Davis Square in Somerville, MA. They have
all the BBQ and stuff that you want to eat. They have ribs done in
all these different styles that I can’t distinguish between since I
just get the enormous plate of all of them together and really who
cares about keeping track of stuff like that. I meet people here for
lunch and fall asleep afterward. They have a few seats in front of
the BBQ kitchen where you can sit and sweat and they give you free
stuff for sitting there. Those are my favorite seats for when I don’t
want to talk to anyone just eat. I think there’s nothing wrong with
going to a restaurant by yourself and getting a seat that faces a
corner and sitting there with your headphones on and power eating.
Really I think all restaurants should be graded on how good that
experience is.
-Caleb











There are all different kinds of slices of bacon. There’s Streaky bacon and that comes from pork belly. Its a fatty ass slice with layers of fat running down the slices.This slice be the most common you know, your mama cooked you this slice when you were a little bastard running around.
There’s Pancetta, this be Italian streaky bacon. I like Italian food.
There be middle bacon this be coming from the side of the little piggy its expensive and has lots o’ fat.
Theres back bacon that comes from the loin (haha) in the middle of the back of the pig. This slice be very lean, MEATY cut of bacon, it got less fat compared to other cuts. Fact: Most bacon eaten in the United Kingdon is Back bacon.
There’s a bunch of other kinds of slices of bacon but I don’t care anymore so here’s a recipe for a Bacon Sandwich:
Ingredients:
2 slices of bread (any kind)
1- 2 tablespoons of butter
20 slices of bacon
Steps:
1. Start by places bacon on hot skillet, follow directions on package.
2. Put slices of bread in toaster and butter them when finished.
3. Place slices of bacon on bread, place other slice on top and ENJOY!
Boston Market AGAIN! I be all about there cheesey mac and cheeeeese. The bit I was with got half a cow, probably a dead baby cow.



Jim’s Burgers is located in Hawthorne behind a gas station, its one of the best fast food establishments i have ever had the opportunity of dinning at. You name it they make it.
A high school student came up to our group asking us to sign our name on a notepad he had because he was collecting signatures for football, he also did not mind if you gave him money for “football”. After complimenting or insulting (depends on your thoughts on beauty) the blond woman we were with she gave him $3, oh yeah he told her she looked like Pamela Anderson.
Long Live Jim’s.




Food aint just fo’ eating and shit. You can get all artsy with it. Like make
art. Like show in a gallery and make mad loot. Then with that loot take some
bits out for some food. Food what.





