Not Pink Watermelon


Ian is in town. You know what that means. Food tour! Eat eat. Puke. Poop. Eat. Damn. Sidenote Harley just farted real bad. I need to leave the room. Enjoy the fat burger.



“Homemade ice cream Sammy at Multnomah Falls. Big as fuck. Can’t get it anywhere but the fallzzzzz.”
-Ian of Ian’s World

“Drunk but not crazy. The shit had habaneros and lemongrass in it. Pretty fucking spicy. My stomach was not happy about it.”
-Ian
