Talking to Caroline about yoga and pilates, mentioned how I’ve stayed limber over the years and as soon as the words “I can do the splits” came out of my mouth I regretted it immediately. Of course Roger was gona ask me to do it. And he did and wouldn’t stop asking until I did them.

So after some minutes I said fuck it and did them as quick as I could. Roger’s fucken sitting there telling me to hold it so they can get a picture! And I didn’t stretch cus I wanted to get it over with so it started hurting a bit but I fucken did it god damn it…. oh man this is work. It’s good though this job is the shit… when I’m not being taunted about doing some gymnastic related activities.

Rum Cake!!!

-Deanna

I be curating and shit! Check out the Select thing at Threadless: http://select.threadless.com/ I picked four of my favorite assholes to make shirts with a graff twist: POSE, FREEDOM (resident old dude), KC and WISE. Cuz graff is popular and cool now.

The people over at Threadless were nice and easy to work with. They even paid me fast. My only complaint is the that models have to many clothes on (well the chick ones), and I didn’t get to do the casting. Next time I need that in my contract: I cast the bits that are gonna wear what I curate. And we make a v-neck one where the boobies can bounce out of it. Be a pal, buy a shirt, that way I get hired again. I got mouths to feed here damn it! MINE!

KC Ortiz

Pose 1

Michael Delahaut/WISE

FREEDOM

http://select.threadless.com/

How not to defrost a freezer. Bad Deanna.

“I was told to take the ice out of the freezer…. all the sudden I hit a small tube and the freezer was spitting at me… oops, I brokes it”   -Deanna