This is kind of embarassing but fuck it. The Gumball Challenge started because Roger (of course) had to bet us we couldn’t fit a bunch of gumballs in our mouths… duh. So we did what he thought we weren’t capable of.. Caroline and I got to it. Caroline won but I think we can both get more than her 57 gumballs and my 56. The trick is not choking on them because they’re smaller than the average gumball we all picture in our minds.

-Deanna

Our office is in this weird fucken building in Atwater. People are always hanging out in the parking lot in their cars or just standing out there talking in a language that is not english. The other day we see this guy hanging out with this beach chair, feet up and everything.

Fuckin weird shit. I was kind of jealous though I mean fuck who wouldn’t want to be able to sit in a beach chair with their feet up on their trunk on a sunny afternoon. Fuck it.

“I’m good at stuffing boxes” – Deanna

I needed Deanna to pack a big thing for me. She has small hands so it worked out, plus she knows how to stuff boxes and such.

This Bit that be workin for me got some claws put on over the weekend. She said she’d scratch my eyes out if I made fun of her, so of course I did talk some shit I mean how could I not. Bit be crazy n shit.

Talking to Caroline about yoga and pilates, mentioned how I’ve stayed limber over the years and as soon as the words “I can do the splits” came out of my mouth I regretted it immediately. Of course Roger was gona ask me to do it. And he did and wouldn’t stop asking until I did them.

So after some minutes I said fuck it and did them as quick as I could. Roger’s fucken sitting there telling me to hold it so they can get a picture! And I didn’t stretch cus I wanted to get it over with so it started hurting a bit but I fucken did it god damn it…. oh man this is work. It’s good though this job is the shit… when I’m not being taunted about doing some gymnastic related activities.

Rum Cake!!!

-Deanna

I be curating and shit! Check out the Select thing at Threadless: http://select.threadless.com/ I picked four of my favorite assholes to make shirts with a graff twist: POSE, FREEDOM (resident old dude), KC and WISE. Cuz graff is popular and cool now.

The people over at Threadless were nice and easy to work with. They even paid me fast. My only complaint is the that models have to many clothes on (well the chick ones), and I didn’t get to do the casting. Next time I need that in my contract: I cast the bits that are gonna wear what I curate. And we make a v-neck one where the boobies can bounce out of it. Be a pal, buy a shirt, that way I get hired again. I got mouths to feed here damn it! MINE!

KC Ortiz

Pose 1

Michael Delahaut/WISE

FREEDOM

http://select.threadless.com/

How not to defrost a freezer. Bad Deanna.

“I was told to take the ice out of the freezer…. all the sudden I hit a small tube and the freezer was spitting at me… oops, I brokes it”   -Deanna