Thailand be making Ice Cream Sandwiches and shit. I’ll eat that shit up with some cashews topped on it.

Ice Cream on Hot Dog Bun

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Shall we, we need to get our drink on asap. Ed Hardy Beer is my shit. Let’s get Fucked up! Drunk People # Infinity!

I think these fonts be necessary. All great designers will have these fonts on hand 24/7. you never know when you need a nice big weiner to spell out the title of an event.

Maybe that designer likes doing projects on their down time or doing sweet do it yourself birthday cards. Either way these fonts can turn any frown upside down and make bits want to kiss that card.

Before and After using meth.

I don’t know about you but these bits be looking good in their after pictures.

History of Meth

Methamphetamine was first synthesized from ephedrine in Japan in 1893 by chemist Nagayoshi Nagai. In 1919, crystallized methamphetamine was synthesized by Akira Ogata via reduction of ephedrine using red phosphorus and iodine. In 1943, Abbott Laboratories requested approval for from the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) for the treatment of narcolepsy, mild depression, postencephalitic parkinsonism, chronic alcoholism, cerebral arteriosclerosis, and hay fever. Methamphetamine was approved for all of these indications in December, 1944. All of these indication approvals were eventually removed. The only two approved marketing indications remaining for methamphetamine are for ADHD and the short-term management of exogenous obesity, although the drug is clinically established as effective in the treatment of narcolepsy.

Bacon Candy

Ingredients: 1 lb of Bacon, 1/4 cup of Brown Sugar

Steps:
1. Pre-heat the oven to 350 degrees.

2. Slice the bacon into 1/2 inch strips.

3. Dredge the bacon pieces in brown sugar until they are thoroughly coated.

4. Crumple aluminum foil so that it allows grease drainage.

5. Place it on a baking sheet.

6. Lay out the bacon on this making sure not to overlap the pieces.

7. Bake until the bacon is crispy.

8. Allow the bacon to cool and harden before serving.

Bacon Balls

Ingredients:
BACON!!!!

Steps:
1. Pre-heat the oven to 350 degrees

2. roll your bacon slices up in 2 inch diameter balls

3. set the bacon balls on baking sheet

4. Place baking sheet in oven, bake for about 10 minutes or to likeness.

5. EAT IT! Burn your tongue!