Fuck the deep dish, like literally pull your shit out and fuck the deep dish. It knows how to fuck. Don’t worry about being tired the carrot cake will get you going again. Praise the Lord.

We got a special delivery in the office one day. Sanrio sent us three trays of Crumbs delicious mu fucken cupcakes. We gave some to the Mailman and UPS guy cus they be awesome n shit. Then everyone had a taste of each one they could possibly try.

There was peanut butter and jelly, Ding Dong, Caramel, Cheesecake, Chocolate Fudge, Too many to remember. Crumbs = Good as shit.

I had the garlic feaswt at Fatties. It might just look like regualr bruschetta but it aint. I was planning on running into a bunch of vampires that night so the garlic feast took care of it. Couldn’t get that taste outta my mouth for like 6 weeks, a matter of fact its still there. Garlic Feast Rules.

This is the best service i’ve ever had a Fatties for one major reason the whore, wench, mean, rude, unthoughtful, etc, ugly, hoe bag that owns and usually seats you wasn’t there. Maybe she was at home recuperating from getting punched in the face because she’s such a fucken whore.

“Baskin-Robbins is making a few changes. The ice cream retailer, famous for its 31 flavors, has announced that five of the flavors are going into what it calls “deep freeze.” Think of it as the ice cream equivalent of forced retirement.

The five flavors on the cusp of retirement include Campfire S’mores, Apple Pie a La Mode, Caramel Praline Cheesecake, Superfudge Truffle, and, in a sign that no flavor is safe, French Vanilla. French Vanilla! No word yet on the new flavors.”

Via: Yahoo! Buzz

Get a drink of that

Chevy’s is awesome. But I think they put MSG in the food and i think that fucked me up, it made me really mad but I think i will still eat the shit outta Chevy’s. Ooey Gooey Brownie Sunday is Ooey Gooey Delicious. Don’t forget if you need a doctor you can call Dr. Cheese I just got some new cheese sticks in stock. It will clear you right out.

Get them from the mexican markets, they be a tasty treat.

This website is full of the best cakes I’ve ever seen in my whole life!

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