Sundance + BANKSY

Food, People, T V — Tags: , , — roger @ 12:30 pm

Dis guy I know – me went to UTAH. I had never been there. I went with a very
“close” friend and saw some other people there and shit! In and out in 24
hours. Went to see EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP. It starred me – well it didn’t
star but I didn’t break the screen or get booed.

How freaking crazy people went for the “art” around the city made me want
to puke. But heck – it was cool – I ate airport food – Sundance food – saw
famous people and other stuff I can’t talk about. Thanks you know who you
are.

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Fake Tan on Knuckles

Bits, T V, Videos — roger @ 4:23 pm

LINK of Jersey shore girl getting punched. Watch it now!

It’s my new favorite show. Those waxed eyebrows, freshly tanned buff male bodies are so damn good. I love watching them dance with those tight baby gap t-shirts. Oh yeah you know you like it to.

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Pumkin’ Carvin’s

T V — roger @ 12:00 pm




Trick

T V — roger @ 2:00 pm

Trick to getting the bits to sit on your face.




Neighbors Thought Dead Man’s Body was Part of Halloween Display

T V — roger @ 3:14 pm

From the L.A. Times

The body of 75-year-old man sat decomposing on his Marina del Rey balcony for days because neighbors thought the lifeless figure was part of a Halloween display and didn’t call police.

Mostafa Mahmoud Zayed had apparently been dead since Monday with a single gunshot wound to one eye. He was slumped over a chair on the third-floor balcony of his apartment on Bora Bora Way, said cameraman Austin Raishbrook, who owns RMG News and was on the scene Thursday when authorities were alerted to the body.

Neighbors told Raishbrook that they noticed the body Monday “but didn’t bother calling authorities because it looked like a Halloween dummy,” he said.

“The body was in plain view of the entire apartment complex [and] they all didn’t do anything,” Raishbrook said. “It’s very strange. It did look unreal, to be honest.”

An investigator with the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department said the case is an “apparent suicide,” and declined to comment further.

Coroner’s officials were called to the complex at 6:42 p.m. Thursday, according to Capt. John Kades of the county coroner’s office. The official cause of death has not be announced. On Friday, Bora Bora Way was quiet with neighbors and workers going about their routines. From the street, which runs along a boat-filled marina, no evidence of the previous night’s discovery remained.

“I just knew him to say ‘Hello,’ and he was sweet and gentle,” Patricia Kingery, out for a walk, said of Zayed. “He was always well-dressed and obviously active.”

She pointed to what she said was Zayed’s corner apartment, with two balconies, one facing the marina and the other looking over a grassy area with a man-made brook and fountain.

The railing of the latter balcony was draped with what appeared to be bedding.

Earl Kepler, a UPS executive visiting from the Washington, D.C., area, said the complex seemed “a little lonely,” with few people out and about. He wasn’t surprised to hear that the dead man went undiscovered for a few days.

“There doesn’t seem to be a lot of community involvement,” he said.




Ben From Ben’s Chili Bowl

T V — roger @ 11:41 am

BEN FROM BEN’S CHILI BOWL DIES (via Voices.Washingtonpost.com)

Ben Ali, the founder of Ben’s Chili Bowl, a landmark D.C. eatery that has fed presidents, celebrities and the common folks of the city, died last night of congestive heart failure at his home in Washington. He was 82. (Our full obituary is here; be sure to read it all the way to the end because you’ll be amazed.)

Watch the Video and read the story here




Flowers Are Pretty

T V — roger @ 10:11 am

The first person to send me an audio transcript with time code will get sent a $25 check.




90210!!!

T V — roger @ 1:27 pm

90210 

All you tards out there know that I LOVE 90210. I know all the episodes, dumb plot lines, who was doing who, who was putting what up their nose, the episodes with Steve’s little brother who is really Donna’s real little brother… 

I was of course excited when they brought that junk back last year. I watched every episode. Didn’t miss a one. Complaints though: Nat from the Peach Pit was only in a few episodes. Where o where has Nat gone? Nat come back please! Dylan’s GF aka the Noxima girl that was shot and killed did not come back as a zombie. Zombies are the BEST!

I’m happy that season one went well and that season two premieres TODAY! Watch it or Tivo it–ya don’t want to miss it.

Cuz I am SO SO cool, or at least really good at fooling people, I gots to take myself LAST WEEK, yes LAST week, to see the premiere, one week early. DON’T HATE! I even sat in the row in front of the cast. 

NAT WAS NOT THERE! And no ZOMBIES! But tons of high school kids were bused in as tasty treats for myself.
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SEQUEL HEAVEN

T V — roger @ 9:13 am

They aint all dead, just gimmie one more please.




Slept On Shit: Unhappily Ever After

T V, Videos — roger @ 6:00 am

This show is amazing. We should start a letter-writing thing to get this crap back on the air. It was like a dirtier weirder Married with Children. Nikki Cox, Bobcat–what more do you need? Delta Burke. If she had a cameo I could have died and gone to Designing Women heaven. Anthony where are you?




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