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I had the garlic feaswt at Fatties. It might just look like regualr bruschetta but it aint. I was planning on running into a bunch of vampires that night so the garlic feast took care of it. Couldn’t get that taste outta my mouth for like 6 weeks, a matter of fact its still there. Garlic Feast Rules.
This is the best service i’ve ever had a Fatties for one major reason the whore, wench, mean, rude, unthoughtful, etc, ugly, hoe bag that owns and usually seats you wasn’t there. Maybe she was at home recuperating from getting punched in the face because she’s such a fucken whore.






“INTERESTING- on the left is an antq oil ptg that curt found in the loading dock trash area of his condo building months ago.
on the right is a painting I bought with some others from a lady 2 wks ago. when curt saw mine he was amazed. yesterday he brought his over for comparison. my art is yellowed, due to smoking, & needs a good cleaning. His is clean, but the artist wasn’t as good as my artist. We hope to clean mine & i’ll hand it up someplace. He now hates his, & is condsidering selling it. Funny story.”
For thin crust LA delivery, this be about as good as it gets. They already make one of my favorite combinations of pizzas, eggplant parmesan and mushroom, add a few black olives and you’re golden. Poop.
