• heello ii boouugghht thhiss vviibbrrattorr frromm yoour shhop ccann yyoou ttell mmee hhoow ttoo ttuurrnn tthhee ffuucckkiing tthhingg ooff. #

Redbones is a BBQ spot in Davis Square in Somerville, MA.  They have
all the BBQ and stuff that you want to eat.  They have ribs done in
all these different styles that I can’t distinguish between since I
just get the enormous plate of all of them together and really who
cares about keeping track of stuff like that.  I meet people here for
lunch and fall asleep afterward.  They have a few seats in front of
the BBQ kitchen where you can sit and sweat and they give you free
stuff for sitting there.  Those are my favorite seats for when I don’t
want to talk to anyone just eat.  I think there’s nothing wrong with
going to a restaurant by yourself and getting a seat that faces a
corner and sitting there with your headphones on and power eating.
Really I think all restaurants should be graded on how good that
experience is.

-Caleb

One of my best girls, Keira  sent this to me. She just moved to the
middle of no where  New Hampshire after living in NYC for  10+ years.
I asked her to comment on the plate she responded with ” his name
might be Jeremy”

• What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
  Erotic = using a feather
  Kinky = using the whole chicken #